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[webofevil]

Further to yesterday's poll, should there be any official suspicion surrounding Ken Lay's death and there's a consequent hiatus before "his" body is interred, I eagerly await the headline "Lay lay delay".

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[webofevil.livejournal.com]

*blows dust off old joke* John Fashanu in drunken car accident while being chased by police wanting to interview him about alleged drugs and money-laundering offences:

Rash Fash Bashed in Mashed Hash Cash Stash Dash Smash

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

Similarly, an argumentative Johnny Cash (before he died, obv) suffers damage to the moustache he's been growing when an argument suddenly erupts with French farmers about the relative sassiness of French and American cattle:

Brash Cash Tache Slashed in Flash Vache Panache Clash

[bluete.livejournal.com]

hahaha! Ouch.

[egremont.livejournal.com]

What about the headline when Stuart Hall witnessed Macca suffer a terrible beating during an altercation with eighteen other diners at Shrigley Hall in Cheshire?

Hall appalled as Sir Paul mauled in hall brawl, I think it was.

[ex-cornfedpi814.livejournal.com]

I claim my 50% stake in this joke.

Wasn't there also one about a horse?

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

You may be thinking of Champignon the Wonder Horse. There were many other drunken variations on this, but I recall they weren't very good.

You might also remember us trying deliriously to come up with a similar "Rash Fash Bashed" thing involving Hubble, as in the telescope, until our flatmate came through and complained we were keeping him awake.

Next time in kicks off in Palestine

[slackhack.livejournal.com]

I want someone to use the headline Rammalah Allah Ding-Dong

Re: Next time in kicks off in Palestine

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

#Jenin, Jenin...