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Celebrity haiku
Jun. 15th, 2010 12:45 pmand his mini baby belle
strolling by the Thames
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and his mini baby belle
strolling by the Thames
(Pun ©
flaneurette)
Celebrity haiku
Jun. 17th, 2009 03:24 pmThe pertinent facts of this celeb-spot eat up so many syllables that there’s no room to embellish:
Edward Tudor-Pole
At Leicester Square tube station
Wearing a flat cap
Celebrity haikus
Nov. 13th, 2008 09:55 am
The haiku format Suits a name that’s hard to rhyme—
Such as Dan Cruickshank.
It isn’t. It is!I forgot how much he’s aged.
It’s Feargal Sharkey!
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Aug. 19th, 2008 10:10 am
(NB - This haiku does not abide by the 5-7-5 rule)TV’s David Quantick
Standing in Berwick Street dressed in a burgundy schoolboy outfit complete with shorts and a cap and carrying a guitar while on the phone to someone he can see in an upstairs flat —
It is overcast
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Aug. 15th, 2007 02:25 pmFenella Fielding
Ambling along Berwick Street
Leaning on her stick
(And looking exactly like this:
)
Ambling along Berwick Street
Leaning on her stick
(And looking exactly like this:
)Quick celebrity haiku
Jan. 25th, 2007 11:34 am
On passing comedy writer Graham Linehan in the street:Graham Linehan?
Graham bloody Linehan!
Graham Linehan.
Celebrity haiku
Oct. 6th, 2006 02:19 pmTall and saturnine
With a woman twice his age
Russell Brand stalks past
With a woman twice his age
Russell Brand stalks past
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Oct. 4th, 2006 04:52 pm
Suggs (out of Madness)
Taking on a big white van.
Who will win? It will.
EDIT: This means that he started to cross, then saw the van and jumped out of the way, rather than that he did a Perkins.
Bugger me! Brucie!
What the hell's he doing here*?
No, seriously.
* "Here" as in "Parliament", rather than "alive".
That bloke off The Bill.
Oh, you know the one. That guy.
Him in the photo.
Oh, you know the one. That guy.
Him in the photo.
Celebrity haikus
Nov. 1st, 2005 04:07 pm"Egg" out of This Life,
Leaving shop in Wardour Street.
(Oh, and Teachers too.)
Rowan Williams
Canterbury's Archbishop
Off to have his tea
Leaving shop in Wardour Street.
(Oh, and Teachers too.)
Rowan Williams
Canterbury's Archbishop
Off to have his tea
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Apr. 20th, 2005 01:30 am
Stockwell tube station
Dan Cruickshank’s looking confused
That makes two of us
Note to passing non-Brits: You may not know the name now, but he'll crop up on BBC World soon enough.
