Further to yesterday's poll, should there be any official suspicion surrounding Ken Lay's death and there's a consequent hiatus before "his" body is interred, I eagerly await the headline "Lay lay delay".
Similarly, an argumentative Johnny Cash (before he died, obv) suffers damage to the moustache he's been growing when an argument suddenly erupts with French farmers about the relative sassiness of French and American cattle:
Brash Cash Tache Slashed in Flash Vache Panache Clash
What about the headline when Stuart Hall witnessed Macca suffer a terrible beating during an altercation with eighteen other diners at Shrigley Hall in Cheshire?
Hall appalled as Sir Paul mauled in hall brawl, I think it was.
no subject
Date: 2006-07-06 11:30 am (UTC)Brash Cash Tache Slashed in Flash Vache Panache Clash
no subject
Date: 2006-07-06 11:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-06 01:45 pm (UTC)Hall appalled as Sir Paul mauled in hall brawl, I think it was.