Celebrity haiku

[webofevil]

Tall and saturnine
With a woman twice his age
Russell Brand stalks past

Comments

[sleeperesque.livejournal.com]

Oh I love him, even with his weird bum-shaped forehead.

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

I refer you to my comments (http://offensive-mango.livejournal.com/231096.html?thread=3488952#t3488952) on Livejournal's rival Russell Brand celebrity haiku.

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

Though you're right, I'd never clocked that his forehead really does resemble an arse. How odd.

[chiller.livejournal.com]

Jude Law also has a bum-shaped forehead. They probably have a livejournal community for fellow sufferers of headbottom.

[sleeperesque.livejournal.com]

Jude Law doesn't pull it off quite so well though.

[chiller.livejournal.com]

I think that's because Brand covers his bumhead up with hair, whereas Law just lets it all hang out. If I had a forehead like that I'd have the decency to wear pants on it.

[miss-newham.livejournal.com]

Thank you for accepting your commission!

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

But of course. My agent will be in touch regarding residuals.

[besskeloid.livejournal.com]

I resent him a bit less now I know he's a fellow gerontophile.

Sorry for the delay, I've not been reading much of my LJ fiendslist lately.