Haiku on bumping into a famous face in the House of Commons

[webofevil]

Bugger me! Brucie!
What the hell's he doing here*?
No, seriously.

* "Here" as in "Parliament", rather than "alive".

Comments

[ex-cornfedpi814.livejournal.com]

Lord Bruce of Forsyth?

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

No, this was in the Commons. I really have no earthly idea why he was there. I can't imagine he's suddenly decided to stand as an MP.

[ex-cornfedpi814.livejournal.com]

He's taking over from Peter Snow on election night.

Higher!

[strange-powers.livejournal.com]

Nothing for a hung parliament - not in this game!

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

> Bugger me! Brucie!

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