Body parts

[webofevil]

All right, now this is a story about a man illegally selling body parts. It’s important that we report it very carefully. The last thing we want is to open up the story to misinterpretation or cheap jokes.



... Damn.

Comments

[lifesizemonkey.livejournal.com]

Why would anyone want Alistair Cooke's bones? Surely he must have been about 300 years old when he died?

[pseudomonas.livejournal.com]

Also, he died of cancer. At the time that the news first came out, his daughter was interviewed, pointing this out as a Bad Thing for anyone who might get transplanted.