"Unexpected subject for a website" award

Say No To Grampa Joe.com

"We feel it is important to act now before another generation of movie-goers can be lulled into believing that Charlie's grandfather is anything other than a ratbag industrial spy bastard."

"Too Much Free Time" Hall-of-Famer

Joan Stark's ASCII Art Gallery

"DO YOU THINK TEXT ART IS DULL?" asks Joan abruptly on the front page. "You might not think so after visiting this website," she continues hurriedly. Maybe. Or, like me, you might find yourself remaining profoundly ambivalent about the whole enterprise. How long, for example, did Joan spend doing this?



Er, don't be alarmed by the "spunk1111" section of the URL, by the way. I've no idea what Joan was thinking, but it doesn't at all reflect the nature of the site. Though try explaining that to a firewall.