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webofevil ([personal profile] webofevil) wrote2006-10-06 02:19 pm
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Celebrity haiku

Tall and saturnine
With a woman twice his age
Russell Brand stalks past

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[identity profile] sleeperesque.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh I love him, even with his weird bum-shaped forehead.

[identity profile] webofevil.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I refer you to my comments (http://offensive-mango.livejournal.com/231096.html?thread=3488952#t3488952) on Livejournal's rival Russell Brand celebrity haiku.

[identity profile] webofevil.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Though you're right, I'd never clocked that his forehead really does resemble an arse. How odd.

[identity profile] chiller.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Jude Law also has a bum-shaped forehead. They probably have a livejournal community for fellow sufferers of headbottom.

[identity profile] sleeperesque.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Jude Law doesn't pull it off quite so well though.

[identity profile] chiller.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I think that's because Brand covers his bumhead up with hair, whereas Law just lets it all hang out. If I had a forehead like that I'd have the decency to wear pants on it.

[identity profile] miss-newham.livejournal.com 2006-10-07 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you for accepting your commission!

[identity profile] webofevil.livejournal.com 2006-10-08 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
But of course. My agent will be in touch regarding residuals.

[identity profile] besskeloid.livejournal.com 2006-10-12 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
I resent him a bit less now I know he's a fellow gerontophile.

Sorry for the delay, I've not been reading much of my LJ fiendslist lately.
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