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[webofevil]

Drivers! If you insist on reinforcing my prejudices about what hunching over a steering wheel does to people ("You don't understand what it's like to drive," an old friend of mine keeps saying, but I understand only too well: it's like being a seven-year-old allowed to play with a power tool) by driving obliviously and recklessly, then realising too late that you're protruding into oncoming traffic and trying to reverse into me at speed as I'm legitimately using a pedestrian crossing, expect me to smack your goddamn car. Your frenzied honking and swearing in response is misplaced. I'm not the c*nt here.

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[gideondefoe.livejournal.com]

If I don't get into at least one scrap with an idiot driver per day I don't feel I've accomplished anything. A while ago I kicked in the back of a BMW that almost ran me down on tottenham court road, and got a bit annoyed when a watching tramp told me off for it. “If I had a BMW I'd be really unhappy about you doing that” he said. I pointed out the situation wasn't likely to come up.

[nudejournal.livejournal.com]

My friend once got into an argument with a man outside Sainsburys in London Bridge. It was claimed the tramp my friend had just given change to might well own a BMW parked nearby, as well as one or more nearby houses. So think on!