Chivalry: still showing vital signs, say doctors

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I was just in my local newsagent when a man rushed in from the pub next door, saying “Quick, giss a packet of Rolos, I’m pulling a bird”.

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I imagine he was going for the "last Rolo" effect (far more romantic than the Lynx effect - if Affleck had stuck to Rolos he'd still be up to his neck in JLo's buttocks right now).

However, if you really want to seal the deal you have to go for this baby:



SOLID GOLD. Plated. Just like when King Midas tried to eat a Rolo.