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[webofevil]

Giraffe goes into a pub. Barman says, "I remember you." Giraffe says, "I don't think so, this is my first time in here." Barman says, "No, you were definitely herbivore."

HERBIVORE!

Fuck it, here's a picture of a giraffe in a pub:

Comments

[chiller.livejournal.com]

Christ, Webo. x

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

The best bit is I only came up with the joke as a vehicle for the photo, and yet it turns out to be one of the most upsetting puns anyone has ever encountered. I'm feeling giddy with power.

[chiller.livejournal.com]

You know that face I do when you show me your newly acquired ties? I am doing that face, Webo. I am doing it right now.

[nojay.livejournal.com]

It's Festibloodyval time in Edinburgh right now (I recognise that pub, it's about half a mile from where I'm sitting right now).

If I see another epileptic Estonian Elvis impersonator that'll make thirty-eight.