webofevil | (no subject)

Wait, so "she stabbed herself to death in front of me" is a comically awful attempt at a defence when offered by a regular person but actually stands when put forward by the police? That's surely the doublest of standards, right there.

I'm excited, though, by the possibilities presented by this:

[T]he IPCC's decision that the officers were witnesses and not suspects [means] they cannot be compelled to submit to a formal interview.

I hereby announce the establishment of the Independent Me Complaints Commission, to which I will in future be referring any complaints about my own behaviour. The commission will be the first and only port of call for any other legal or investigatory body wishing to deal with me, but unfortunately it will decide that I am only a witness to that behaviour and so it will not be able to compel me to communicate with them. I in turn would love to co-operate further with these bodies but I will feel that my hands are tied.

Right, that's me apparently well and truly covered. Now I can get around to that senseless rampage I've been putting off for so long.