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[webofevil]

As part of its security campaign, the New York subway system is covered with posters that say "IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING". When did Americans ever need to be told that?

Rim shot, band leader wets himself with delight, webofevil runs hands through own hair and repeats punchline several times over applause as if he's only just begun to understand it himself, then barely manages to finish the line "We'll be right back, don't go awa-" before being interrupted by fifteen minutes of fuckawful commercials.