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[webofevil]

An accountant has been jailed for 26 months after stealing £310,000 of taxpayers' money and then claiming he could not remember the offences as he had been struck with amnesia.

Steven Calderbank, 46, told police he could not even recall being employed by Manchester-based Skills Solutions when he was arrested after the three-year fraud came to light, Burnley Crown Court heard. [Telegraph]

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[lebeautemps.livejournal.com]

I take your amnesia, and raise you a homosexuality!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/6943120/Failed-police-cadet-used-fake-badge-and-stolen-warrant-to-arrest-members-of-public.html

[andrewducker]

"Besides which," he was heard to add, "It was dark, so you can't possibly have seen my face."