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Lord Selsdon in fine form responding to the Queen's Speech:

Lord Selsdon: I would like your Lordships to know, and I am sure that the Minister would be willing to agree with this, that I have put in hand a preliminary order for six surveillance satellites from the United Kingdom, possibly in co-operation with Nigeria and India which are also in that business, and possibly also the Russians.

Also:

Lord Selsdon: I have a number of weaknesses; one is that I hate mirrors. I sometimes shave in the morning without looking in the mirror, because a mirror confuses me.

The speech in full

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[offensive-mango.livejournal.com]

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