“Auspicious start” award

[webofevil]

The traditional throwing of a bride's bouquet for luck ended in disaster at an Italian wedding.

The bride and groom had hired a small plane to fly past and throw the bouquet to a line of women guests, Corriere della Sera reported. However, the flowers were sucked into the plane's engine causing it to catch fire and explode.

The aircraft plunged into a hostel. One passenger on the plane was badly hurt, but about 50 people who had been in the hostel escaped unscathed, as did the pilot. [BBC]

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Lewis, I woke up in the middle of night and was so panicked.
"Where is Lewis?". I wondered why you are not with me now.
I feel so sad....
Will you come out right now for me?
I'll be yours forever.

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

In case actual, functioning readers were wondering, this is not someone normal taking the theme of Japanese LJ spam and riffing on it. That post emanates from the exact same place that all the other tedious stuff has come from over the years.

They appear to be taking it, as media people like to say, to a whole new level. Suddenly they’re writing power ballad lyrics. Sure, it’s still about Lewis, but their English has moved on from sounding like Popeye (“Do you still insists its definetely true that you financed me?"). Maybe they’ve drafted someone into the team who actually speaks English. If that’s the case, will they begin to understand that all this time we’ve been telling them to piss off?

[(Anonymous)]

It's the Japanese inspector Morse.