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[webofevil]

Suicide bomber shot dead in Stockwell tube station. Apparently Definitely. (That's his death that's confirmed, not his identity. Look, I'm as confused as you at this point.)

But is it one of these?



EDIT: No! It was another trick question.

Comments

[chiller.livejournal.com]

If that's so, I am going to have to take back all I've said about armed police. Humf.

[amuchmoreexotic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, there were "shots fired" in Warren Street yesterday at one point. And let's not forget that Canary Wharf sniper. I bet it turns out that someone just ate some crisps loudly or something.

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

What would you rather eat, your words or your hat?

[amuchmoreexotic.livejournal.com]

Crisps! Just because it's on Sky news, doesn't mean it's true. Underground shootouts only happen in films with Keanu Reeves.

[alfaguru.livejournal.com]

Confirmed by the cops, according to the BBC. Mmm, hat.

[amuchmoreexotic.livejournal.com]

They were probably just helping him pick up some crisps and the gun went off accidentally.

[pipistrellus.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm... Haaaaat.

[amuchmoreexotic.livejournal.com]

HAT FULL OF CRISPS.

[trashmcstate.livejournal.com]

What flavour though!
Don't tease like that.

WHAT FLAVOUR?

[amuchmoreexotic.livejournal.com]

Cordite 'n' Onion.

[amuchmoreexotic.livejournal.com]

See, I told you that they hadn't shot a suicide bomber. That kind of thing only happens in films.