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Wow. Since I last visited his site, this man’s mania has gone from strength to strength:
On … Thursday 12th January, I was watching the 10pm [Celebrity Big Brother’s] Big Mouth programme on E4. As the studio chat about the latest events was drawing to an end, just after 10.20pm, the presenter Russell Brand introduced the last piece—footage of the very latest goings on—so recent that he joked we shouldn’t watch but should close our eyes, and as the tape started running the caption underneath read “Exclusive—it’s never happened yet.”

It was footage of Michael, standing, having an argument with Jodie, lying on her bed, with Chantelle (and Maggot) present. When Michael became fierce and animated, Jodie suddenly looked like she’d had enough and sat up. Michael was speaking loudly and very fast without pause or listening to Jodie, but Jodie filled the frame and we could see and hear anything she said. While Michael continued speaking quickly, Jodie sat up and said something like “Alright, alright... “ (as if “Alright, alright, take THIS!”) and she defiantly said just one word loud and clear—MY NAME! Michael didn’t seem to hear and carried on for a bit longer.

A celebrity hadn’t just mentioned my name to another, but mentioned it in heated argument, under attack, as the ultimate weapon of last resort! As a crucifix to ward off the vampire! “If I mention the name of that X man[1], you’ll run! If I let out the big secret you'll run!”

I recorded the repeat of this programme which was broadcast a few hours later, at 2.55am on Channel 4. But when I watched the recording I realized that they had now edited that few seconds out! They had edited the repeat showing of Celebrity Big Brother’s Big Mouth just to stop one word being broadcast—my name! You can clearly see the edit—the picture of Jodie jumps—one moment she springs up to say something in defiance, and the next, the edit jumps, and she's laying back, resting on her elbow again, having obviously just said something. I told my brother about it and showed him the recording, saying that at least the edit was proof they were censoring just even my name being mentioned, when he suddenly pointed and exclaimed, “Chantelle just said, ‘Michael, Michael—where’s Sumon?’” I replayed the recording, and as Michael turns away from Jodie to exit, Chantelle has been trying to get his attention to add a supportive and supplementary taunt to Jodie’s. Chantelle says “Michael, Michael... where’s Sumon?’”

So my name is Sumon. What’s the censorship for? What’s the big deal? Will the public all drop dead when they learn about me? Sumon! SUMON! SUMON! Don’t you respect the man in the street? Don’t they have a right to know what you know? […] Why did it take two women to do what men should have done? What’s wrong with men in Celebrity Land? Have they all been taken on an unfortunate trip to the vet’s? [Link]
He also includes an extract from one of the many letters he writes, this one to the commissioner of the Metropolitan police:
Younger people have no interest in politics, or authority, or even current affairs. Why should they have? Look how useless you all are. So take a look at popular culture. A couple of years ago, only one new movie in several openly referred to me in some way or other, but now it’s three in four openly referring to me in the title. Current movie releases are “Keeping Mum”, “House of Wax”, “Doom”, “Land of the Dead”, “The Brothers Grimm”, “It’s All Gone Pete Tong”, “The History Boys”, “Driving Lessons”, “Fade to Black”, “Revolver”. At the time of writing, three out of four new pop songs refer to me in the title. Oasis title their current album “Don’t Believe the Truth”, The Rolling Stones—“A Bigger Bang” [1], Coldplay—“X and Y” (X and why) [1], Robbie Williams—“Intensive Care”, the band U2—“How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb” [1]. The list goes on and on and on. American bands are all starting to follow suit. Not only is it ridiculous that one person has had such an influence, but that this person is still a taboo subject.

Are you seriously suggesting that you haven’t noticed TV schedules chosen around me, adverts, novels, newspapers all referring to me without mentioning me by name?

[1] The letter X and any reference to atomic explosions are very special to him.

Shiny

Date: 2009-01-08 11:05 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Ah, the joy of having people using your name as a talisman to ward off evil. :) Now all you need is a Wyrding Module, and your name can shatter rocks. Then you can go into quarrying. ;)

Date: 2009-01-08 11:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] internetsdairy.livejournal.com
Younger people have no interest in politics, or authority, or even current affairs. Why should they have? Look how useless you all are.

Best start to a letter ever.

Date: 2009-01-08 12:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burkesworks.livejournal.com
Gawd... Mike Corley now has competition.

Date: 2009-01-08 12:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amuchmoreexotic.livejournal.com
I really enjoyed his Carry On based retelling of the Diana inquiry.

Date: 2009-01-08 01:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nudejournal.livejournal.com
Is this the same nutter behind http://www.five.org.uk/?

Date: 2009-01-08 01:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] webofevil.livejournal.com
No; as [livejournal.com profile] burkesworkes alludes to above, that's Mike Corley (http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A694523).

Date: 2009-01-08 01:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nudejournal.livejournal.com
Blimey, he lives round the road from me. I'm going to run along the south circular screaming MIKE CORLEY.

Date: 2009-01-09 01:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lowlowprices.livejournal.com
Apparently it goes all the way to the top:

this website has had a supreme effect on the entire world

[...]

over the last five years I have become so entangled with affairs of state, at the highest level, that I'm now intensely affecting everything. (For a few months now I've actually stopped verbally talking about anything that would help the government, because I saw that after testing out whatever I've said, even offhand remarks, they put them into practice as government policy, and soon they just decided that I was like a computer and started adopting everything I said, straight away, 'raw'. There is no payment for any of this. Not even acknowledgement. Gordon Brown is just sitting behind closed doors all day with a blank exercise book and a sharpened pencil. He regards his entire job description as just lifting everything I say, and taking it down like dictation, and then applying it wholesale.

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