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[webofevil]

Although the story here is tragic, this nonetheless is the complete list of road safety campaigns that I look forward to seeing:

(1) This.

A drink-driver who killed a father and son in a motorway crash was performing a sex act on himself minutes before the collision, a court heard.

The court heard that Hussain’s erect penis was exposed when motorists came to his aid after the crash.

Judge Andrew Blake told him: “At the least it must have been a symptom you were not giving your full attention to driving.”

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L here

[(Anonymous)]

You're all missing the point (fnaar fnarr).

"The court heard that Hussain’s erect penis was exposed when motorists came to his aid after the crash."

Now I'm not a driver...but I would hope that the crash would have cooled his ardour slightly.

Re: L here

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

There's a Mr Ballard on the phone for you.