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[webofevil]

Officially quicker to walk:



(NB - these are local trains)



I applaud the decision to proceed with this graffiti despite the writer surely knowing just how weak a joke it was:





I look forward on understand meaning translation distinguish!





Freeview plays “Lost Consonants”:





And there’s been a new directive from the Ministry of Euphemism:

Comments

[chiller.livejournal.com]

Wow. There's been a bit of a run on the "family juice". As it were.

[uniquefergus.livejournal.com]

(applause)

(stands up to applaud 'Family Juice')

[(Anonymous)]

Sly and the Family Stone => Orange and the Family Juice?

Fathers for Juistice?

Ah, there's my coat.

[lebeautemps.livejournal.com]

Will the Family juice get you pregnant?
More pleasant than IVF or a sperm bank.

[monkeyssk8.livejournal.com]

I was going to write 'uh I had some family juice running down my leg last week! UH!', but decided to ask if the devil supplies some 'family juice' instead

Either of those working for you?

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

You spilt orange juice in your lap while worshipping Satan?

[monkeyssk8.livejournal.com]

no, does the devil *WINK* supply family juice *WINK* because I'd want some *ahhh yeah face*

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure if the devil is one of Sainsbury's suppliers, but if you're interested in wholesale fruit juice distribution you should probably contact their head office.

[monkeyssk8.livejournal.com]

done and done

[publicansdecoy.livejournal.com]

Lovely. My favourite pieve of lame joke graffiti is in this icon.

-x-

[lifesizemonkey.livejournal.com]

FAMILY JUICE??? WTF?

[kasku.livejournal.com]

All fabulous, all chuckle-worthy. Was that really when the trains were due or was it displaying incorrectly?

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

A good question, and one which I never had a satisfactory answer to.