Headline chaos

[webofevil]

Especially for strictlytrue: I had given up for lost my copy of the issue of Smoke: A London Peculiar that contained the above, but I was wrong.

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[strictlytrue.livejournal.com]

That's a marvellous thing. The other week, the ES produced one of these that was a definite competitor for most boring headline ever - "LOAN RATE DECISION". None, however, will ever beat "ELEPHANT PENSIONER'S GARDEN HELL".

[chiller.livejournal.com]

That's one of those headlines where you experience the urge to shuffle the words around a bit, to help it make sense, but the problem is, it makes as little sense whatever order you put it in. "PENSIONER ELEPHANT'S GARDEN HELL" "HELL'S PENSIONER ELEPHANT GARDEN" &c.

[braisedbywolves.livejournal.com]

(apologies if this appears several times, the others were from my phone and didn't seem to take)

Just posting to use this icon.

[internetsdairy.livejournal.com]

Presumably a Standard investigative journalist somewhere is looking for one hell of a giant butterfly.

[therealjo.livejournal.com]

There should be a similar montage using the word 'HORROR'. There seems to be a Horror almost every day. Especially in Archway.