Simon Heffer is a fat fucking liar

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SIMON HEFFER IS A FAT FUCKING LIAR

Ed Balls, the Children’s Minister, has gone down in history—well, according to Hansard at least—as having ejaculated “so weak” from the front bench when, in his response to the Budget, Dave said, quite correctly, that we now have the heaviest tax burden in our history. He in fact yelled out “so what?” ... Hansard was spoken to and the so-called record now reads “so weak”. [Simon Heffer, Telegraph]

The Hansard reporters in the room heard “so weak”, the video footage catches the end of Ed Balls mouthing “weak” and, more to the point, Hansard does not change anything just because it is inconvenient for the government, or indeed for anyone else. Anyone who says otherwise is an ignorant poltroon or an opportunistic shitgiblet.

If this seems like an unnecessarily ad hominem attack on the crapulent unwitting falsehood-spreader [That's a bit better - Legal dept], it’s worth remembering that an attack on Hansard reporters' professionalism and integrity is pretty ad bloody hominem in itself. And nothing less than I would expect from that repellent [the rest of this entry cut for length].

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_moggy_/]

I met a terrible right wing blogger. Devil's Kitchen. He was the biggest arsehole I've ever encountered.

[rhodri.livejournal.com]

He's not a blogger, he's a model.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_moggy_/]

UGHHHH!

[rhodri.livejournal.com]

I think you'll find that beauty is in the eye of the libertarian beholder.

[vivalabridgetta.livejournal.com]

Must resist hate!sexy! thoughts.

[matgb]

Heh, how drunk was he? I've met him a few times, (and his ex turned up at Conference and was amased I knew who she was), he gets more and more obnoxious depending on alcohol consumption, which is why he's trying to cut back.

I find him mostly fairly amusing.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_moggy_/]

Quite drunk and still talking about what he did at University. He also denied the existence of global warming.