“Naked bar”

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A group of drunken British soldiers went amok in a bar in northern Norway earlier this week, stripping off their clothes and ultimately urinating on the floor and each other. The decidedly ungentlemanly behaviour shocked other bar patrons, many of whom had been harassed by the soldiers before they launched into their striptease.

Cecilie Kleppe, age 29, told newspaper VG that the soldiers had been bothering several of the female patrons in the bar before they suddenly shouted “naked bar” and stripped off all their clothes. “Some of them even started waving their private parts at the other guests,” Kleppe told VG. “Two of the Englishmen urinated on a fellow soldier who was lying on the floor. It was disgusting.” [Aftenposten]

Incidentally, one of the news links currently on the right of that page, while a pretty anodyne story, is one of the most Scandinavian headlines you will ever see:

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Re: If you think THAT'S bad ...

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> the animals themselves wanted sex

Ah, the default position of any paeophile or zoöphile worth their name. How appalling this all is depends slightly on the animals in question, mind; surely for a cow or a horse the experience would be much the same as being violated with a cotton bud. I suspect, however, that these are not the main attraction.

Ultimately, though, you have to marvel at the clientele of such places, men lacking the social skills even to make it through the door of a brothel full of actual humans. I'm trying hard to feel pity for them, but I honestly can't make the dial move beyond "contempt".