Rock Bill

[webofevil]

For all that the debate about the nationalisation of Northern Rock is going to be omnipresent and deeply tedious in the short term—especially, I submit, for those who have to transcribe the ongoing fracas in Parliament about it—there is still some small whimsical enjoyment to be had from headlines such as “Rock bill before Parliament”.

Clause 1 – Readiness to rock

(1) The Secretary of State may order that a designated person’s hands be placed in the air in accordance with regulations under Schedule 3 and –

(a) waved to indicate that the designated person does not care;

(b) shaped to resemble a pair of horns; or

(c) generally signify, in any reasonable way the Secretary of State deems suitable, the designated person’s predisposition to rock out.

Etc.

Comments

[lowlowprices.livejournal.com]

Order. It is not a matter of whether the hon. Gentleman will, hon. Gentleman will, rock me.