Trousers

[webofevil]

My mother drew these to my attention, and not because she wanted me to buy some.

“For award ceremonies, press events and after-show parties, presentations, private showings and premieres. And especially for private invitations in the most exquisite social circles – you’re guaranteed to stand out from the crowd. Hollington’s Hakama Trousers: £159”



And what happens when you don’t stand like this?

Comments

[chiller.livejournal.com]

When you don't stand like that they look like a long ... black ... skirt.

I have gone all weak. halp.

[chiller.livejournal.com]

God, srsly, I've just had to take my cardi off.

[chiller.livejournal.com]

Just ... what? I don't even care. About those people. I don't care!

Just make teh mens wear these things. Just for one day. Oh go on. Let's be fair: people who like men in trousers have an easy time of it. Men wear trousers. People like me (which would be, er: me) drag through life in a world at cultural odds with us every single day.

I am a minority and should have some sort of grant or supporting body.

Oh, holy crap. You've just given me an idea.

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

Setting aside for a moment the appalling prospect of chiller getting local authority funding for her fetish, I just want to point out for the record that my deleted comment above was merely the same one that appears below, but featuring a spelling error. It has only been preserved at all because chiller’s ninja internet skills meant she was able to respond to it in about the length of time it takes an electrical impulse to get out of bed, stretch, have a coffee and start ambling across a synapse.

[chiller.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha! Sorry ... I have the Fingers of Ultimate Speed.

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

Well, I knew the effect they'd have on you. How about people who don't have a Thing about men in skirts?

[jimyojimbo.livejournal.com]

£159 might seem a lot, but it's actually good value, there's plenty of room to grow into them.

[chiller.livejournal.com]

O god, stop, please.

*head on desk*

[strictlytrue.livejournal.com]

[pvcdiva.livejournal.com]

Only samurai can get away with wearing hakama pants, and this is because they are also wearing several horrifically sharp swords so no-one is going to be stupid enough to point out that it looks like they're wearing a skirt...

[(Anonymous)]

I lived with a man at university who had trousers like that, but tweed. The first time I saw them I almost fell down the stairs.
He told me that he'd got them "in a sale". Ha ha ha

[liquidindian.livejournal.com]

They are actually dead comfy.

(http://www.flickr.com/photos/liquidindian/391906985/)

[lebeautemps.livejournal.com]

I take it the question of genital "dressing" would therefore be moot.

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

If not, I recommend surgery.

[(Anonymous)]

For award ceremonies, press events and after-show parties, presentations, private showings and premieres - possibly a trifle ambitious with their target audience?

ooh, dress phat pants

[smileyfish.livejournal.com]

http://clothing.search.ebay.com.au/phat-pants_Jeans-Pants_W0QQsacatZ111227