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Scots stars The Krankies reveal wild nights and secret swinging sessions



Pant legends The Krankies have told how they were secret swingers who slept with a string of lovers in their heyday.

The kids’ favourites – husband and wife Ian and Janette Tough – have revealed they only gave up their wild nights when it all got too complicated.

In an outrageous interview, broadcast on Radio Scotland, they claim they had to give up sleeping around to prevent their lovers getting jealous.

The couple, who are appearing in Robinson Crusoe at Glasgow’s Clyde Auditorium, said they had an “anywhere, anytime” attitude to sex. When radio host Edi Stark quizzed them about their “active physical relationship”, Ian, 64, admitted they enjoyed sex on golf courses, adding: “Jersey was good.” [Daily Record]

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