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AAARGH! AAARGH! AAARGH! AAARGH! AAARGH! AAARGH!
Scots stars The Krankies reveal wild nights and secret swinging sessions



Pant legends The Krankies have told how they were secret swingers who slept with a string of lovers in their heyday.

The kids’ favourites – husband and wife Ian and Janette Tough – have revealed they only gave up their wild nights when it all got too complicated.

In an outrageous interview, broadcast on Radio Scotland, they claim they had to give up sleeping around to prevent their lovers getting jealous.

The couple, who are appearing in Robinson Crusoe at Glasgow’s Clyde Auditorium, said they had an “anywhere, anytime” attitude to sex. When radio host Edi Stark quizzed them about their “active physical relationship”, Ian, 64, admitted they enjoyed sex on golf courses, adding: “Jersey was good.” [Daily Record]
AAARGH! AAARGH! Although he did punch Paul Daniels that one time, but still AAARGH! AAARGH! AAARGH! (repeat to fade)

Date: 2011-12-19 11:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chiller.livejournal.com
THANKS FOR SHARING.

NO.

Date: 2011-12-19 11:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yiskah.livejournal.com
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

Re: NO.

Date: 2011-12-19 12:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yiskah.livejournal.com
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Date: 2011-12-19 12:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ozgirlabroad.livejournal.com
Just when I had managed to forget.

Date: 2011-12-19 12:27 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-12-19 12:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] willplant.livejournal.com
Looks closer at photo - aaargh

Date: 2011-12-19 12:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ultraruby.livejournal.com
Good on 'em I say.

Date: 2011-12-19 12:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quercus.livejournal.com
Last night I was enjoying the grimy flat-capped Glaswegianness of Young James Herriot (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/8961767/Young-James-Herriot-BBC-One-review.html), jarred only by the Cute Child and his resemblance to both Wee Jimmy Krankie and a steamed pudding.

This though, is TOO MUCH INFORMATION.

Especially the passing reference to Paul Daniels, surely a sneaky brainworm for those pictures of him & Debbie Mc Gee a couple of years back.

Date: 2011-12-19 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hano.livejournal.com
I so didn't need to know this. Brain bleach anyone?

Date: 2011-12-19 12:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hirez.livejournal.com
Ye gods. It's like a lost episode of Filthy, Rich and Catflap come to horrible life.

Date: 2011-12-19 12:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quercus.livejournal.com
How bad does a panto have to be before they use a tagline like this to plug it?

Date: 2011-12-19 01:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nmg.livejournal.com
Imagine me curled in a corner, whimpering "fandabidozi...fandabidozi..."

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