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Of the many questions raised by the execution of bin Laden—who in Pakistan knew of his presence, how exactly he evaded capture for a decade and so on—I find none so pressing as this: what the hell is going on in this picture? Does the president often wear a cape? Did he get the call when he was midway through dressing up as Batman? Or is it his Cloak of Invisibility?

uniquefergus: "According to the White House website, The President likes to lighten the mood at crisis meetings by wearing Eddie Murphy's fat suit from 'The Nutty Professor'. It doesn't appear to work."

"Piano removals a speciality"