Sinner/winner/Discount night out including dinner

Fans of tannoy evangelist Philip Howard will be glad to know that he’s back where he belongs, at Oxford Circus. Instead of haranguing London’s sinners as he did pre-ASBO, however, now he was standing by the Tube entrance distributing vouchers for discount tickets to The Lion King. Jesus would appear to have taken a bit of a back seat. To Aslan.

Award-winning product name

The Burqini



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2 Euros

For whoever it was I was telling recently that Euro coins churlishly exclude Norway from the map of Europe on the grounds that it isn't a member of the EU, here's a picture of the unfortunate visual result this has on Sweden and Finland. (Someone online has already helpfully circled the affected area.)