Further to yesterday's poll, should there be any official suspicion surrounding Ken Lay's death and there's a consequent hiatus before "his" body is interred, I eagerly await the headline "Lay lay delay".
Shouty demo outside the building. Twenty men wearing t-shirts emblazoned with empty speech bubbles, waving banners saying "Give us a voice". Their cause?
"Equal rights for nominee shareholders!"
That's a call to arms we can all get behind, surely.