Finbarr Saunders moment of the week

Baroness Hanham: When pulling off, the last thing one wants to see is something that is even more frightening and even more disturbing.

26 October

Things it's surprisingly hard not to do when you see Terry Waite

(1) When he's advancing down the corridor, blurting out "Bloody hell, it's Terry Waite!".

(2) As you pass him in the doorway, telling the old Gerry Sadowitz joke ("Terry Waite. I don't know, lend the c*nt a fiver and you never see him again").

Well-disposed readers will be relieved to know I did neither.