Things it's surprisingly hard not to do when you see Terry Waite

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(1) When he's advancing down the corridor, blurting out "Bloody hell, it's Terry Waite!".

(2) As you pass him in the doorway, telling the old Gerry Sadowitz joke ("Terry Waite. I don't know, lend the c*nt a fiver and you never see him again").

Well-disposed readers will be relieved to know I did neither.