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There's a fine art to the concise headline, and the people currently working at Ceefax don't entirely seem to have learnt it. This has led recently to the faintly puzzling image of "Three held over car on tracks", the worrying news of "Iraqis swearing in cabinet", and my favourite so far, "VE Day remembered after 60 years" ("Damn it, Geoffrey, I can barely even remember my mother's birthday, how the hell was I supposed...?").