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Why does my junk mail folder suddenly read like an album chart? Is it a message from the future? Is this what the kids will be listening to in 10 years’ time?
 1.  Maynard HicksTime To Make A Change
 2.  Mary ConvenientMy There
 3.  Tonda WardFree Your Mind
 4.  Holly DecayIt Soul
 5.  Wilburn ChapmanHow Do You Feel
 6.  Incidence BoothGo Maritime
 7.  Conrad WinklerThere Is No Need To Parade Your Problems
 8.  Preston MerrittRight Timing, Right Choice
 9.  Marianne Gonzalez   History Shows...
10. Clarence ColeOur Service At Your Disposal
11. Jesse TatumYouGottaSeeThis
12. Ricky ClintonWrealistic
13. AdrianaIt’s Adriana
14. Noemi HammondRelax And Take The Time
15. Juanita SchroederJoin The Millions
16. Freddy EnterpriseOf Velocity
17. Clara DossYou Will Love This
18. Plasma KiserG Section
19. Matthew SanchezTransnational Dispensary
20. TravisDo U Remember

Date: 2007-06-04 02:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strange-powers.livejournal.com
Incidence Booth's new album Go Maritime is packed with the kind of safe indie rubbish that typifies the New London scene of 2017. Encouraging our teens to frolic in the never-ceasing flood waters that consume inches of our country daily is about the only radical idea they communicate, and only gets the thumbs up in these offices because it's likely those kids will then contract typhoid and die.

Date: 2007-06-04 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] offensive-mango.livejournal.com
I LOVE PLASMA KISER OMAG!
G Section is da bomb.

Date: 2007-06-04 02:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uniquefergus.livejournal.com
Lord O lord, I could go hog wild with these.

I award you my gold star for best use of spam names.

*pin*

ps Conrad Winkler's the new Nick Cave, Maynard Hicks is a shoe-in for Country Music Awards and the god-like Matthew Sanchez can stand shoulder-to-shoulder with Loscil and Boards Of Canada since 'Transnational Dispensary' came out. Sublime.

Critical review

Date: 2007-06-04 03:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bobgodjunior.livejournal.com
1) Maynard Hicks is back on form, after making said change. 3 out of 5.

2) Mary Convenient follows up Sinatra's classic with a grammatically incompetent shocker. Not to be missed, for all the wrong reasons.

3) Tonda Ward enters the euro-dance scene, 20 years too late. Reach for the lasers, then reach for the prozac and cod-liver oil.

4) Holly, who is incidentally named after a guitar effects pedal, writes a song about the soul of IT. IT has no soul, so .. this reviewer is confused. Does not compute!

5) Chapman's gospel classic gets a well overdue re-release.

6) Incidence Booth team up with Spongebob Squarepants to create the jaunty little number 'go maritime', featuring in Spongebob's eighth film. They Might Be Giants were originally slated to do the film theme, but had to pull out at the last minute.

7) Conrad Winkler brings another brutal piece of German ragtime to the table, utilitarian in the extreme. Bottle it up kids!

8) Preston Merritt used to work in sofa advertising. nuff' said.

9) Marianne originally wrote this as an educational aid to teach her school math class about passing comment on various statistics. It snowballed, as history shows. arf.

10) Clarence Cole lives to give.

11) Jesse Tatum does it again - pre/early-teenage girls love him. Even though he's 46.

12) Ricky Clinton comes from the same stable as Rick Waller. Yes, the stable had double-doors.

13) Adriana's debut is rockin'. Concise and to-the-point, not much more could be asked from a debut single, although perhaps less of referral-to-self-in-the-third-person could be used.

14) Noemi spells her name different to the other Naomis. That's what makes this frankie goes to hollywood rip-off almost bearable.

15) Juanita persuades others to join the cult of scientology. This reviewer's not going there.

16) Freddy Enterprise, such a big fan of get-rich-quick schemes he named himself after one, brings a fresh sound to the table. Fresh like 2-month-old milk.

17) Clara hasn't done an honest days work in her life, but apparently people bought the song anyway. From the same production team behind Paris Hilton's latest.

18) Plasma Kiser (from Poland) bring the noise! Hardcore deathmetal at its best, about pioneering surgical procedures.

19) Matthew releases public-dividing neo-jazz - an album for the fans for sure. As my mate big Dave says, 'too poncy for me'.

20) hahahahaha Travis have resorted to spamming people to get fans ahahahaha!

Date: 2007-06-04 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chiller.livejournal.com
Maynard Hicks sounds as if it should have "The" in front of it, and sound something like the Soggy Bottom Boys or the Balfa Brothers.

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