Future chart
Jun. 4th, 2007 03:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Why does my junk mail folder suddenly read like an album chart? Is it a message from the future? Is this what the kids will be listening to in 10 years’ time?
1.  Maynard Hicks Time To Make A Change 2.  Mary Convenient My There 3.  Tonda Ward Free Your Mind 4.  Holly Decay It Soul 5.  Wilburn Chapman How Do You Feel 6.  Incidence Booth Go Maritime 7.  Conrad Winkler There Is No Need To Parade Your Problems 8.  Preston Merritt Right Timing, Right Choice 9.  Marianne Gonzalez   History Shows... 10. Clarence Cole Our Service At Your Disposal 11. Jesse Tatum YouGottaSeeThis 12. Ricky Clinton Wrealistic 13. Adriana It’s Adriana 14. Noemi Hammond Relax And Take The Time 15. Juanita Schroeder Join The Millions 16. Freddy Enterprise Of Velocity 17. Clara Doss You Will Love This 18. Plasma Kiser G Section 19. Matthew Sanchez Transnational Dispensary 20. Travis Do U Remember

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Date: 2007-06-04 02:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-04 02:41 pm (UTC)G Section is da bomb.
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Date: 2007-06-04 02:52 pm (UTC)I award you my gold star for best use of spam names.
*pin*
ps Conrad Winkler's the new Nick Cave, Maynard Hicks is a shoe-in for Country Music Awards and the god-like Matthew Sanchez can stand shoulder-to-shoulder with Loscil and Boards Of Canada since 'Transnational Dispensary' came out. Sublime.
Critical review
Date: 2007-06-04 03:12 pm (UTC)2) Mary Convenient follows up Sinatra's classic with a grammatically incompetent shocker. Not to be missed, for all the wrong reasons.
3) Tonda Ward enters the euro-dance scene, 20 years too late. Reach for the lasers, then reach for the prozac and cod-liver oil.
4) Holly, who is incidentally named after a guitar effects pedal, writes a song about the soul of IT. IT has no soul, so .. this reviewer is confused. Does not compute!
5) Chapman's gospel classic gets a well overdue re-release.
6) Incidence Booth team up with Spongebob Squarepants to create the jaunty little number 'go maritime', featuring in Spongebob's eighth film. They Might Be Giants were originally slated to do the film theme, but had to pull out at the last minute.
7) Conrad Winkler brings another brutal piece of German ragtime to the table, utilitarian in the extreme. Bottle it up kids!
8) Preston Merritt used to work in sofa advertising. nuff' said.
9) Marianne originally wrote this as an educational aid to teach her school math class about passing comment on various statistics. It snowballed, as history shows. arf.
10) Clarence Cole lives to give.
11) Jesse Tatum does it again - pre/early-teenage girls love him. Even though he's 46.
12) Ricky Clinton comes from the same stable as Rick Waller. Yes, the stable had double-doors.
13) Adriana's debut is rockin'. Concise and to-the-point, not much more could be asked from a debut single, although perhaps less of referral-to-self-in-the-third-person could be used.
14) Noemi spells her name different to the other Naomis. That's what makes this frankie goes to hollywood rip-off almost bearable.
15) Juanita persuades others to join the cult of scientology. This reviewer's not going there.
16) Freddy Enterprise, such a big fan of get-rich-quick schemes he named himself after one, brings a fresh sound to the table. Fresh like 2-month-old milk.
17) Clara hasn't done an honest days work in her life, but apparently people bought the song anyway. From the same production team behind Paris Hilton's latest.
18) Plasma Kiser (from Poland) bring the noise! Hardcore deathmetal at its best, about pioneering surgical procedures.
19) Matthew releases public-dividing neo-jazz - an album for the fans for sure. As my mate big Dave says, 'too poncy for me'.
20) hahahahaha Travis have resorted to spamming people to get fans ahahahaha!
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Date: 2007-06-04 06:39 pm (UTC)