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Fat white kid in “bling” tracksuit on the Tube this morning:

KID: Who won da fing?
MATE: Uh?
KID: Who won?
MATE: Labour.
KID: Who’s dat?
MATE: Tony Blair.
KID: Oh, did he get in?


At the other end of the spectrum, the very politicised sister of an old friend went to vote in London yesterday afternoon and was told that she had already voted by post. After she had raised hell for half an hour they eventually admitted that they had had over 200 similar incidents at that polling station alone. She ended up having to leave without casting her vote, and obviously there was no way for her to find out how her doppelganger had voted. This morning it's becoming clear there were two main scams in operation: first, abuse of the postal vote system [Crowd: “Gasp! It cannot be!”]; secondly, and rather more oddly, punter turns up to discover they’re not allowed to vote because someone has informed the polling station that they’re Irish.

However, even the postal fraud pales beside the sheer number of people who couldn’t be arsed to vote. I don’t mean those who feel disenfranchised, betrayed or even just miffed and actively didn’t want to vote for anyone; rather, it’s those who are smart enough to be vaguely aware they should probably be doing something but, as someone I was talking to said yesterday, “I meant to vote this evening, but then I went to buy records instead”. They tend not to be natural Tory voters, and I strongly suspect that if they actually had to spend any time around The Natural Party of Government® they’d have been queuing at the polls before they even opened.

Date: 2005-05-06 10:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missfairchild.livejournal.com
it's becoming clear there were two main scams in operation

I've been seeing the selfsame pattern in a number of elections over the past six months. Unfortunately, they were being held in Zimbabwe and the Central Asian republics. In Kyrgyzstan, for example, voters were being turned away from polling stations because someone had alleged they were Uzbek citizens, and no amount of waving Kyrgyz identity papers would dissuade the officials.

Of course, the Kyrgyz later revolted...

Date: 2005-05-06 12:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] webofevil.livejournal.com
Until and unless a clear pattern emerges of who these "Irish" people had intended to vote for, though, it's unclear against whom we should be revolting. Maybe it was a Tory conspiracy after all. Or maybe that's how Veritas managed to score the odd result in the high hundreds. Or perhaps it'll turn out to be the work, due to an administrative error, of the Kyrgyz secret police.



Date: 2005-05-06 01:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] internetsdairy.livejournal.com
The same thing happened to John Humprhies. He was very cross.

Date: 2005-05-06 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ruudboy.livejournal.com
He was wasn't he? "My vote was stolen!"

punter turns up to discover they're not allowed to vote because someone has informed the polling station that they're Irish.

I believe the correct response is to claim to be dead. Dead Irish people are allowed to vote.

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