Date: 2006-09-28 11:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chiller.livejournal.com
Is it healthy for a young man to sit at home playing with Beyonce and Britney? Is it?

Date: 2006-09-28 11:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] webofevil.livejournal.com
I'm not answering that question without my lawyer present.

Date: 2006-09-28 11:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chiller.livejournal.com
I work for a law firm.

Date: 2006-09-28 11:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] webofevil.livejournal.com
And Mickey Mouse worked for a sorcerer. Doesn't mean I'd trust you to make my briefs stand up in court, etc.

Date: 2006-09-28 11:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chiller.livejournal.com
Oh, that's a bit harsh. I'm pretty sure I could be trusted that far.

Whether I could make them hold water is another matter entirely.

Date: 2006-09-28 11:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] webofevil.livejournal.com
Although, to be fair, it's not just those two on the track. Any cheekiness you might be thinking of getting up to with them would surely peter out in the face of Chuck D's disapproving glower.

Date: 2006-09-28 11:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chiller.livejournal.com
Well, I know. But then you add Justin into the mix and NOBODY in their right mind - man, woman, plant - could find Justin unsexy. Chuck D may get played with just on the basis that there's so many phwoarmones in the air by the time he kicks in that it'd be churlish to leave him out.

That's so going on my MP3 player, by the way.

Date: 2006-09-28 11:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] webofevil.livejournal.com
> NOBODY in their right mind could find Justin unsexy.

Not necessarily. Personally I find myself aligned with Charlie Brooker's considered view that Timberlake is a "jigging little stoat". Maybe it's the way that everything about the marketing and the video is meant to impresson us how powerfully, overwhelmingly attractive he is—smell the musk!—the more I look incredulously at him and realise, just as Lee and Herring did years ago with Leo Di Caprio, that he just looks like a brussels sprout.

Date: 2006-09-28 11:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chiller.livejournal.com
Leo DiCaprio does look like a Brussels sprout.

I don't think Justin looks sexy at all. I don't find his face or body appealing. In fact he has terrible hair. But when he starts jumping about and singing, for some reason he becomes insanely attractive. It's one of those WTF things.

Date: 2006-09-28 11:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nudejournal.livejournal.com
But whenever he dances or sings he looks even more mentally impaired than usual!

Date: 2006-09-28 11:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chiller.livejournal.com
I find that HAWT.

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