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[webofevil]

1. There is dark genius in the idea of a charity record performed by a troupe of the most notable X-Factor (and Pop Idol etc) rejectees—its theme something long the lines of “Don’t let people put you down, follow your dream no matter how patently unsuited you are to it,” and all that.

2. The magazine Men’s Health is reportedly staffed almost exclusively by extremely non-healthy men, for whom a trip to the gym is as likely as sprouting wings out of their ears. Imagine the words “I’m not sure those abs on page 15 are suitably defined” mumbled through a mouthful of crisps, and you’ll probably be over-reaching, but still, you get the idea.

3. My friend consulted the Mystic Pig over whether she should opt for the expensive bathroom she craves or settle for an affordable refit. It advised her that she should go for the expensive option, but not yet. She is following its advice.

Comments

[ex-cornfedpi814.livejournal.com]

Re point 2, are there any magazines whose staff epitomise the title of the magazine?

I can imagine that Model Railway Collector may be one such example. Horse and Hounds may not.

[g0ldt00th.livejournal.com]

Vice is staffed by Sonny Crockett, Rico Tubbs and a typing pool of call girls.

[ex-humanfema327.livejournal.com]

mmm, crisps.