When your grandchildren ask you in awe...

[webofevil]

... you can look them in the eye and say, "Yes, I was alive when Jade off Big Brother interviewed Chantelle off Big Brother".



EDIT: Many blame the unconscionable and apparently irresistible rise of these magazines entirely on ladies, but come on, there have to be some men out there who admit to reading all about "My Celebrity Rape Hell" and "My 6-Month-Old Baby Abused Me... But I Lost So Much Weight!". It can't be that gender-specific... can it?

Comments

[chiller.livejournal.com]

*tut* Silly! She didn't question her. She GRILLED her. And then slapped her in a hot-dog bun and ate her.

[egremont.livejournal.com]

In a kebab, surely? (Sorry - a kebaaaaaaaabbbbbbb)

In WHSmiths yesterday, I noticed that all of these kind of magazines are stocked under a sign that says 'Bestsellers'.

There was Now, Take a Break, Heat, OK, Closer... and bizarrely, right in the middle, the Angling Times.

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

I can't vouch for the Angling Times (this week! free protractor!)*, but those "real life"/"celebrity" titles are currently the magazine market's biggest earners. That's biggest earners.


* sorry

[chiller.livejournal.com]

Makes you want to dress up like a 78-year-old-lawyer and go and visit Dick Cheney.

[vivalabridgetta.livejournal.com]

Oh teh cannibalistic real person femmeslashiness.