And a Merry Christmas to all our readers

[webofevil]

One of the complaints I regularly receive about this journal is: “It's not really very evil, is it? Nor, in the sense intended in the original phrase ‘web of evil’, actually a web—although, by sheer lexicographical happenstance, it is indeed on the Web. But anyway, re: the whole ‘evil’ thing—you're not, are you?” To which, of course, the only possible response is: “You'll have to ask your mother.” And then we end up duelling.

But for those who have found themselves puzzling on my choice of LJ name—despite all the disclaimers pointing out that this is not really a Web of Evil—I urge you to puzzle no more. Will a picture of me surrounded by sexy Nazis, the girls in fishnets and the man in jodhpurs and a strap-on, finally satisfy all your criteria for evil?



And if not, why not?

Comments

[strictlytrue.livejournal.com]

OK, I'll bite. What's going on here?

[pipistrellus.livejournal.com]

This is just plain offensive, you Nazi lover.
It mocks the Jewish suffering during WWII.
*other opinions that a drunken Liam might have*

Grrrr! *shakes fist*

[ex-cornfedpi814.livejournal.com]

Don't forget, you also have a stupid name.

[judge-death.livejournal.com]

I don't know about the Nazi thing, but the blurred effect makes it look a little bit like Jimmy Carr sitting on Leigh Francis' lap. Which is just appalling.

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

It's a very special Santa's Grotto somewhere in central London, and it's all for charity. You're blindfold for most of the time, you're told you're meeting Santa, and then this is the big reveal. Sadly they don't appear to have realised that a digital camera would have meant it wasn't all so damn blurry.

Still, it should all hopefully make up for a year's not actually being evil, eh?

[pipistrellus.livejournal.com]

Yeah... and... and you're Norwegian. You fvcking bastard.

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

And... get this... I'm standing near a doorway! Ha ha ha ha!

You'd think he'd be used to the drink by now.

[ex-cornfedpi814.livejournal.com]

We could put it down to jet lag, exhaustion and excitability as we always do.

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

Fuck me, how blurred is it on your monitor? Luckily I know just how unlike Leigh Francis I look in real life, or that could have sent me into a self-esteem tailspin for months.

[strictlytrue.livejournal.com]

It's a Santa's Grotto? With Nazis? And it's for charity?

No wonder you look so surprised.

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

Nazis in fishnets. And a Santa who's basically an Übergruppenführer wearing a moulded latex penis. God bless us, every one.

[judge-death.livejournal.com]

Wait a minute.

*rubs eyes*

No, it's ok. You're safe.

[ex-cornfedpi814.livejournal.com]

God gave us his only son for this?

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

Let's not forget that God gave us His son... and Nazis.

[ex-cornfedpi814.livejournal.com]

I suppose that their paths were bound to cross one day.