There's a people deficit in Iraq they could make up. I'm pitching this ad to Halliburton:
(Soft-focus, slow fading, scenes of middle-eastern woman playing with a white baby.)
VO: When I lost my husband I thought the world had come to an end. But then a friend told me about God's Little Lambs &tm;. God's Little Lambs &tm; gave me a reason to live again - my very own Christian Baby to care for. I called him George, after ... well, someone very special.
Male VO, rapidly: God's Little Lambs &tm; babies are free from disease and have a guaranteed high-quality genetic heritage. Prices start at just $9,999. For a free DVD and brochure call 1-800-LAMBKINS today!
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Date: 2005-11-01 09:53 am (UTC)(Soft-focus, slow fading, scenes of middle-eastern woman playing with a white baby.)
VO: When I lost my husband I thought the world had come to an end. But then a friend told me about God's Little Lambs &tm;. God's Little Lambs &tm; gave me a reason to live again - my very own Christian Baby to care for. I called him George, after ... well, someone very special.
Male VO, rapidly: God's Little Lambs &tm; babies are free from disease and have a guaranteed high-quality genetic heritage. Prices start at just $9,999. For a free DVD and brochure call 1-800-LAMBKINS today!