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Dec. 7th, 2012 03:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
WE ARE AT THREAT LEVEL BIKINI AMBER; REPEAT, WE ARE AT BIKINI AMBER.
Lord Selsdon:I was not going to mention this but I am obliged to because I have to declare an interest. I have pointed out before to your Lordships rather light-heartedly that if no one else would do it, I would launch my own satellites for surveillance. I have done that twice and declared it in the House. The company has now been formed. It is a limited company and I am told that I have to point out that I am the sole director. It is called Evening Star; it has the greatest satellite technology the world has ever seen. [Hansard]
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Date: 2012-12-07 07:39 pm (UTC)Dear Sir and Lady, I understand that you planning to launch satellites into Earth orbit. We are the foremost supplier of space insurance against the dropping of debris damage to property and we heartily propose that you pay unto us the suitable monthly premium of £30,000 for £100,000,000 cover free of excess. Please herewith the direct debit form for your immediate singing.
Yours,
Prince Sir Bartholomew Livingstone
Sales Director
Royal Space Assurrances, Ltd
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Date: 2012-12-08 10:10 pm (UTC)