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Oct. 11th, 2005 02:31 amOnly women are equipped to cope with the sheer disappointment of herbal tea.
"Mmm, what a delicious-smelling beverage," says the brain. "I'll wager that makes for an unbelievably rich taste sensa—oh. Oh."
Men, at this point, will usually give up and try and wash away the taste with something more pleasant, like Dettol, but women plough doggedly on, slurping away at the stuff and protesting unconvincingly that a drink really only needs to SMELL great.
"Mmm, what a delicious-smelling beverage," says the brain. "I'll wager that makes for an unbelievably rich taste sensa—oh. Oh."
Men, at this point, will usually give up and try and wash away the taste with something more pleasant, like Dettol, but women plough doggedly on, slurping away at the stuff and protesting unconvincingly that a drink really only needs to SMELL great.
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Date: 2005-10-11 07:01 am (UTC)The exception being liquorice tea. Which is made with black pepper and tastes incredible.
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Date: 2005-10-11 08:22 am (UTC)You are indeed a rarity, and I congratulate you on your rebellion against this weird olfactory conspiracy.
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Date: 2005-10-11 11:03 am (UTC)Drinks Guinness.
Won't drink fruit tea.
I am clearly a bloke.
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Date: 2005-10-11 07:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-11 09:18 am (UTC)