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[webofevil]

When I was a kid I had action figures among my toys. I understand the appeal when you’re a child. If I had been a big manga fan and I’d seen this 19" toy version of Kaneda’s bike in a shop window, I might well have coveted it:

This die-cast metal vehicle replica arrives complete with LED light-up features on the entire bike, as well as sound effects, including engine start, rev, tires, drift and drive, and adjustable headlights. Action figure sold separately.

You’d expect it to be a bit pricey, obviously; extra-special-birthday-present kind of cash. So let’s see the damage...

Holy flaming buckets of shit.