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[webofevil]

Like most of his government colleagues, this man is beyond parody

He just couldn’t wait to get his clammy hands all over this. To be fair, Dick Cheney is the only man in the current US administration with experience of making enormous amounts of money from disaster recovery—as opposed to making enormous amounts of money from pumping oil, or from selling arms to dictators, etc etc—so he’s the obvious choice to nip down to the Gulf Coast to oversee operations there. It also means he’ll be able to start recce-ing for his “ex”-friends at Halliburton, the company he’s “no longer” involved with. This is like putting a leopard in charge of a duckling farm. A very hungry leopard. Fat, succulent ducklings, nailed to the floor.

Go on, elect him all over again, you hapless fucks.

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[ex-cornfedpi814.livejournal.com]

Just you remember that there may be some Americans reading this, and that they won't know what hapless means.

[verlaine.livejournal.com]

We don't need any of your goddamn pinko European haps!

(I'm only a little bit American, honest...)

[strictlytrue.livejournal.com]

I believe dear old Mr. Cheney has already ruled himself out of the running in 2008. Anyway wouldn't his "dicky ticker" (c. Allo Allo) put him out of the picture?

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

> wouldn't his "dicky ticker" (c. Allo Allo) put him out of the picture?

Never stopped him so far. He has declared war on heart attacks.

[strictlytrue.livejournal.com]

He has declared war on heart attacks.

Has Bush made a speech about this yet?

"We will seek out these evil heart attacks. They cannot run. They cannot hide. The Vice President's heart will prevail."

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

"We will find out what is bad about hearts, and make it good. We will find out what is wrong about hearts, and make it right. We will find out what is off about hearts, and make it on. Thank you, no questions."