Could It Kill?

[webofevil]

As a follow-up to this story, a photographer for the paper persuades an elderly lady to recreate her poses of alarm and horror:

Comments

[strictlytrue.livejournal.com]

Sounds like one of John Rentoul's "Questions To Which The Answer Is No"

[chiller.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaa! She looks as if she's receiving the Rapture!

I feel a Daily Mail story coming on that ties together these tales of rogue crows and baby-eating foxes into some sort of cancer scare.

[chiller.livejournal.com]

Wait: CATFORD?

Did you see my thing yesterday with the 13 magpies? It's all getting a bit Tippi Hedren, round here.

[pete23.livejournal.com]

I imagine this publication to be called

NEWS SHEARER.