Balzac

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I had promised my cousin that I would try to find online the soundtrack of the film “Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress” [“Ha ha ha! It kind of sounds like ‘ball sack’ if you pronounce it wrong! Like a scrotum on a person! Which sometimes gets called a ball sack! There’s a sitcom in this, right?” – BBC3 spokesman]. This turns out to be far more difficult than it should be, by the way, but in the process I came across a couple of sites that appeared to be offering free downloads of the entire film. I say “appeared” because I have no idea what clicking on any of their links would do to your computer.

Maybe I’m casting unwarranted aspersions on innocent, honest bloggers here, but I rather doubt it. Site after randomly named site features the same blocks of text, reproduced and retranslated without comprehension but with the single intention of persuading you to download what they’re offering. This isn’t the main way that the Chinese government unnamed malicious hackers are spreading their spyware, is it?

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As a rule, it’s probably time to ask questions when you encounter so many pages, ostensibly on many different websites, that look exactly the same.







And this one rather gives the game away:

Comments

[uniquefergus.livejournal.com]

A inconceivable performance by Xun Zhou Kun Chen

"You keep using this word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

[pageantmalarkey.livejournal.com]

I think Lolita makes a joke about Balsac/Ballsack. Though come to think of it, she would have been BBC3's target audience.

[chiller.livejournal.com]

That entire list of quotes is plunderable for amusing journal titles.

- a “have got to prehend” blog!
- with a supporting cast of stellar stars!
- will for certain be worth while to head!

[rainsinger.livejournal.com]

Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress was likable!

I love this. On the other hand I can barely resist the urge to start calling people in my life mellifluos!