So you can polish it

[webofevil]

Should you find yourself with Finnish art students living above you, it’s entirely possible that you will occasionally come downstairs of a morning and be faced with something unexpected drying in the hallway, like this:



(Golden turd, Finnish art student, clay and gold spray, approx 10" in width)

Comments

[psychonomy.livejournal.com]

Are you sure it wasn't left there by a magic tramp?

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

That's a fair point. I can never entirely rule this explanation out for any mysterious event.

[strictlytrue.livejournal.com]

Have you tried polishing it yet? And then making a silk purse out of a sow's ear?

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

> Have you tried polishing it yet?

No, I'm frightened of the three wishes it might grant.

[chiller.livejournal.com]

I am experiencing a profound urge to stick eyes on it. And whiskers.

[(Anonymous)]

London's streets are paved with this.

[lebeautemps.livejournal.com]

I met your Finnish neighbour the other day. OK, not so much met but stood behind her in queue at mail sorting office as she announced her address and demanded parcelitude. Pretty. So have you asked her how she made it? What music did she listen to whilst she made it and is it more petit strain or junky dump?

Bit of a bagel, if you ask me. Formation poo.

[(Anonymous)]

erm ... are you sure it's clay underneath the gold spray. and not just your actual Finnish student 'clearout'

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

I am as confident as I can be on this count.

[uitlander]

If I may, I shall turn this into an icon as my employer has just been taken over by a Finnish company and we are being borged in so many new and innovative ways.

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

Please feel free. This is an open-source turd.

[shimmerdance.livejournal.com]

While I can see that it might put you off your morning Tetley's, I can also see it making a terrific awards statue for many American politicians, starting at the top, and rolling downhill, as it were.