Judge a DVD by its cover

[webofevil]

What other film titles compete with this one for communicating sheer awfulness so concisely and bathetically? I say it deserves a special mention for conveying the greatest amount of suck in the fewest words, but if you can think of worse in fewer, please let me know.

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[nudejournal.livejournal.com]

Morris Chestnut?

[psychonomy.livejournal.com]

Young Sherlock Holmes

[liquidindian.livejournal.com]

The literal translations of titles of Asian films are good for this. Let's pick someone at random: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0793924/

Flying Dragon Fierce Challenge
Carry on Yakuza!!
Operation Pink Squad 2: The Haunted Tower
Gambling for Head
Human Meat Pies: The Untold Story
Fragrant River Flower Moon Night
The Eight Hilarious Gods

[gideondefoe.livejournal.com]

'Half Past Dead: 2'. (www.imdb.com/title/tt0871867/)

[lifesizemonkey.livejournal.com]

I don't think this film actually exists, but how about "Renegade Panther": a F.B.I/serial killer thriller starring Lou Diamond Philips and Kelly LeBrock.