What The Papers Nearly Say

This week's fake story in the Mail on Sunday about thousands of parents of ADHD children being eligible for free cars—churned into a typically unpleasant Taxpayer's Alliance press release—marked another step towards the campaign that the nation's newspapers are truly champing at the bit to run. Obviously, though, with a progressive government in power that doesn't hold with scapegoats and a newly invigorated Press Complaints Commission, this will never happen... [Harp music, vision goes wobbly]