Incident

On the floor of an office kitchen in Westminster, there’s this:

Is the blender that the note is attached to, which is perched on the coffee machine in question, also not to be touched following the incident? Just what could have led these machines to be left behind like this by the previous department when they moved out? Indeed, is it why they moved, with time only for a hurriedly scrawled warning to the next occupants? What kind of incident are we talking about, anyway—“workplace tribunal”, “personal injury” or “fabric of space-time”? The new inhabitants have been too scared to contact [REDACTED] from the other department and find out. But no-one’s going near that coffee machine.


Many thanks to the intrepid member of staff who ventured close enough to take the picture.

(no subject)

And out of nowhere, unlikely now to be beaten at such a late stage, here suddenly is the phrase of the year:
”Don’t bring a gun to a snowball fight”